Nik Zula’s service to the community – Is that friend (cousin/uncle/etc) a spanker?

Dear girl, if you are looking the floor face down over his lap only five seconds after hitting him on the bum with that empty bottle, no doubt, he is a spanker.
PD: Is also highly probable that you are a latent spankee.
(Querida muchacha, si te encuentras mirando el piso boca abajo sobre su falda solo cinco segundos despúes de pegarle en el trasero con esa botella vacía, no hay duda, es un spanker.
PD: Es altamente probable que seas una spankee latente.)